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Ted

The most “consistent” rider on the team is Ted. His unorthodox training method is the subject of conversation at many a after-after-party. How does he do it? He’s a Chicken & Waffle! That’s how.

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Ted

At forty-something, Gregg maintains his amateur status to keep his chances alive for a spot on the Olympic team. We don’t have the heart to tell him any different. Go Gregg!

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Casey is the most…hkhmm, “efficient” rider. He likes to sprint for just about any signpost, stoplight, large tree, dead squirrel or other large object near the road. Just don’t ask him to take a pull.

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Scott “half-wheel” Henry fuels up on roadkill. He’s known for his sprinting skills, when the sprint lasts for more than one hour.

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Like most us, Chad is stuck in the eighties (yes, the 1900s); he never stops talking about Morrissey and The Cure.

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Somewhat of a novice conspiracy theorist, Gilbert is hypocrisy incarnate; he likes to go on and on about how to do things he can’t really do himself.

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Contrary to this pic, Kevin is actually on the Waffles. He’s…well…Kevin. nuff said.

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Grumpy is our test cat. We throw him under the bus anytime we want to test anything with our website.

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